Butterflies taste with their feet.

the-fly-on-fire:

lesbianwarfare:

The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.

its really painfully true

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

xhollowbody:

I am so easily replaced I am so insignificant I just want to be important to someone

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

me: hey whats up....................slime man
girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
me: no..........................slime man
If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage